27 Funny Jokes for Kids That Even Parents Love
In this post: these clean and funny jokes for kids will entertain both the kids and the adults in your life. Download the free joke sheet for the next time you need a laugh!
Kids love jokes, and parents love it when their kids make them laugh.
I remember when my youngest told his first joke, I laughed until I cried. Not because it was a good joke, but because he told it so very, very wrong. It was hilarious.
My kids love to tell jokes, even when they don’t understand them, or they don’t make sense. Sadly, they sometimes even hear off-color or inappropriate jokes.
So, I rounded up these 27 jokes for kids that are funny, clean, and won’t make mom roll her eyes too far. No bodily function jokes on this list!
Some of them are classics, while others are more contemporary, but all of them will get you giggling.
Bonus: Read to the bottom of this post to download the printable jokes!
27 Funny Jokes for Kids
Read these jokes with your kids for a giggle, or scroll down to get the printable joke book!
Why did the gym close down?
It just didn’t work out!
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Because they are easy to see through!
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
What’s red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef!
How do you throw a space party?
You planet!
Want to hear a construction joke?
Oh never mind, I’m still working on that one.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why do hummingbirds hum?
Because they don’t know the words to the song!
Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a snow bank!
Why did the turkey join a band?
So he could use his drumsticks!
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
If April showers bring Mayflowers, what do Mayflowers bring?
Pilgrims!
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Shocked!
What do snakes like to study in school?
Hisssstory!
What’s a banana peel’s favorite type of shoe?
Slippers!
What do you call a monster with no neck?
The lost-neck monster!
Where do erasers like to go on vacation?
Pencil-vania!
What kinds of shoes do spies wear?
Sneakers!
How do you throw a party in space?
You planet!
What is tall when it is young, but short when it is old?
A candle!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
It felt crummy!
Why can’t Humpty Dumpty tell a joke?
He’ll crack up!
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?
Nothing, it just waved!
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
Have you heard the joke about the tall wall?
It’s so hilarious I’m still trying to get over it!
How fast can a lumberjack cut down a tree?
In a split second!
That’s all for our roundup of the funniest jokes for kids. I hope you enjoyed them! If you did, be sure to download your printable joke book, which includes all 27 of these jokes plus a few bonus ones. Laugh out loud today!
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