40 Funny Easter Jokes for Kids That’ll Crack You Up!
What kid doesn’t like a good joke? This list of Easter jokes for kids is a great way to bring some light-hearted laughter (and maybe a few eye rolls) to your Easter celebration! These silly Easter jokes are kid-tested and bunny-approved for Easter Sunday.
I don’t know what it is about corny jokes, but my kids love them. They never get tired of repeating the silly punchlines–and they laugh every time!
I have two boys and they’re just now coming to an age where they can actually tell the kind of jokes that are almost funny.
While I’m not a fan of jokes (is that more of a dad thing?), I do get cracked up at my kids for thinking they’re so funny.
For Easter, I created this list of jokes that are good and clean for kids, and won’t make moms roll their eyes too hard! After all, isn’t laughing together the best way to share love and goodwill?
How to Use These Funny Easter Jokes
Easter is a time of joyous celebration and a perfect opportunity to sprinkle in a little humor! Who doesn’t love the infectious laughter of children, brightening up the day?
This is where the charm of hilarious Easter jokes comes hopping in!
What better way to make the little ones giggle than with clean, whimsical jokes tucked away among chocolate eggs and marshmallow chicks?
Imagine the delight on those tiny faces as they discover not just sweets, but also snippets of hilarity in their Easter baskets!
For all the moms, looking to create Easter memories, download these good Easter jokes to share with your kids.
Here are some ideas to use the jokes:
- Start a new tradition by sharing some good jokes around your Easter dinner table.
- Hide them in plastic eggs as part of your Easter egg hunt.
- Have a contest to see who can hold their laughter in the longest.
- Use them as icebreakers when gathering with extended family for the holidays.
- Tuck them into your kids’ Easter baskets
- Print out the cards and hide them around the house as part of an indoor scavenger hunt.
These funny bunny jokes, knock-knock jokes and downright corny Easter puns will add a bit of joy to your day!
40 Easter Jokes for Kids
Share these fun Easter jokes for kids with all of the little bunnies in your life this Easter season!
What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?
He cracked up.
What kind of music do bunnies like?
Hip Hop
Where does the Easter bunny want to go for Easter brunch?
iHop
How does the Easter bunny stay fit?
EGGS-ercise
What did the mommy egg say to the baby egg?
You’re EGGS-tra special
Knock-Knock.
Who’s there?
Egg.
Egg who?
Egg-cited to see me?
What do you call an egg from outer space?
An EGGStraterrestrial.
How does the Easter bunny travel?
By HARE plane.
What kind of beans did the Easter Bunny put in his stew?
Jelly beans!
What to you get if you cross a bee with a bunny?
A honey bunny.
What do ducks eat for lunch?
Soup and QUACKERS.
Why did the Easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken.
How do you catch the Easter bunny?
Hide in the bushes and make sound like a carrot.
What do you call rabbits who stand-up comedy?
HARE-larious
How does the Easter bunny comb his fur?
With a hare brush.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny
What do you call a mischievous egg?
A practical yolker!
What do you call a line of rabbits hopping backward?
A receding hare-line!
Why did the Easter egg go to school?
To get a little egg-ucation!
How does the Easter bunny keep his fur looking good?
Hare spray!
What do you call a sleeping egg?
Eggs-hausted!
What do you get if you cross a bunny with an onion?
A bunion!
What do you call a rabbit who tells good jokes?
A funny bunny!
Why did the Easter egg go to school?
To get egg-ucated!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah, who?
Noah good Easter brunch around here?
Why was the Easter bunny so grumpy?
He was having a bad hare day!
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?
It’s been nice gnawing you!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an octopus?
A hop-to-pus!
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies!
How does the Easter bunny paint all the eggs?
With his hare brush!
Why was the Easter bunny so good at basketball?
Because he had a lot of hops!
Why did the rabbit go to the hair salon?
She found a few too many gray hares!
How do you get a bunny to work overtime?
Simply raise its celery.
What did the bunny get his wife for Easter?
A 14-carrot gold necklace.
Where did the Easter Bunny learn how to ski?
The bunny hill.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Easter.
Easter who?
The Easter Bunny, who else would be knocking?
What kind of bunny can’t hop?
A chocolate one!
What did one Easter egg say to the other?
Heard any good yolks today?
What do you call a transformer bunny?
Hop-timus Prime
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Shore.
Shore, who?
Shore I’ll eat your chocolate bunny!
What day do Easter eggs hate the most?
Fry-day!
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They’re fun to hide around your house, use as little bookmarks, or even tuck them into lunchboxes or bookbags.
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